This potato is worthless without an overly manscaped yet suspiciously greasy vaguely Mediterranean man swinging two knives over it as if he’s trying to neuter some fruit flies.
No disrespect, just facts.
infamouszoggy
I want to lick its eyes
Correct_Antelope736
Potato Potato Potato 🥔
A-reader-of-words
Potato
ArtemisWingz
Do you rub it? Eat it? Bask in its glory?
Arthur_Burt_Morgan
Boil em, smash em, stick em in a stew.
Roadkillgoblin_2
Good luck all!
butjustonepogostik
🥔🍠 clammy clammerson
karoshikun
papa potato patata
j00p0
Salt bae hovering over it:
“Puhtaaayyyyyyyytuw”
_InvaderJim
Acknowledged.
GhettoBird2005
Does it have a potato camera and is always taking photos of sasquatch?
ExtremelyOnlineTM
I just think it’s neat.
PsionicKitten
Oh how chain letters seem to have evolved. At least this one doesn’t tell me to copy it and spread it while threatening me with misfortune if I don’t.
Brain-Dead-Robot
I saw one of these yesterday and my girlfriend told me she’s pregnant tonight, now I need to tell my wife
IvorTheEngineDriver
Okay friends
slutty_muppet
Ok I acknowledge the potato
Nickelion
Acknowledged the potato
Aggressive_Low_1317
😆😆
Don_Polaquito
The Golden Spud™
marty_anaconda
Master-Strain4268
That reminds me I have some potatoes that I need to use
ALittleBitOffBoop
How does one acknowledge a potato?
Letters_to_Dionysus
i observe you, grand spud
Academic-Walk-4064
All hail the golden potato!
DankMEMeDream
What do you do with it though? Do I stick it up my ass or something?
ratatoingyourpanda
if it’s covered with edible gold and you eat it skin and all does your poop come out gold?
WhatAttentionSpan
Potato
Puzzleheaded-Pen4413
Nice potato!
WhatTheHellLol1313
Hell no, that effer will start growing a black slime alien
Spider_Boyo
I’m likely some good tomorrow actually, so I’m commenting for extra luck, I better get it tomorrow
Saint-Judas
“For the prettiest one“
ballunga
Praise be
fuzzyedges1974
As if potatoes aren’t fantastic enough, this one’s lucky too?!?
Blackholegreen
What’s “taters,” Precious?
ardikus
The precious tater
VibinOnReddit123
metallic tater tot’s my favourite
FishBrain208
I live in Idaho, every potato is a gift from god
skippi99r14
What is this bullshit and how does it have so many upvotes
45 Comments
Potato
I acknowledge the potato
Potato.
Very nice potato.
🥔
This potato is worthless without an overly manscaped yet suspiciously greasy vaguely Mediterranean man swinging two knives over it as if he’s trying to neuter some fruit flies.
No disrespect, just facts.
I want to lick its eyes
Potato Potato Potato 🥔
Potato
Do you rub it? Eat it? Bask in its glory?
Boil em, smash em, stick em in a stew.
Good luck all!
🥔🍠 clammy clammerson
papa
potato
patata
Salt bae hovering over it:
“Puhtaaayyyyyyyytuw”
Acknowledged.
Does it have a potato camera and is always taking photos of sasquatch?
I just think it’s neat.
Oh how chain letters seem to have evolved. At least this one doesn’t tell me to copy it and spread it while threatening me with misfortune if I don’t.
I saw one of these yesterday and my girlfriend told me she’s pregnant tonight, now I need to tell my wife
Okay friends
Ok I acknowledge the potato
Acknowledged the potato
😆😆
The Golden Spud™
That reminds me I have some potatoes that I need to use
How does one acknowledge a potato?
i observe you, grand spud
All hail the golden potato!
What do you do with it though? Do I stick it up my ass or something?
if it’s covered with edible gold and you eat it skin and all does your poop come out gold?
Potato
Nice potato!
Hell no, that effer will start growing a black slime alien
I’m likely some good tomorrow actually, so I’m commenting for extra luck, I better get it tomorrow
“For the prettiest one“
Praise be
As if potatoes aren’t fantastic enough, this one’s lucky too?!?
What’s “taters,” Precious?
The precious tater
metallic tater tot’s my favourite
I live in Idaho, every potato is a gift from god
What is this bullshit and how does it have so many upvotes